When I heard the Jersey shore was destroyed, I initially blamed Snooki. Then I found out that a Giant-Franken-Super-Mega-Storm of the Millennium known as Hurricane Sandy had hit the East Coast, which would explain why most of my county doesn?t have power and schools have been closed all week. It seems that Snooki isn?t to blame for the people who keep coming to my house to eat hot meals and charge their phones. Still, if you?re wondering what the cast of Jersey Shore thinks about the situation at the Jersey shore, well, first, shame on you. But I won?t keep you in suspense any longer.
They think it?s bad.
Screenshot from CNN.com on November 1, 2012.
(See what I did there with ?situation?? Very clever. But ?not as clever as the writers at CNN, who tell us that the cast is ?devastated? at what in the headline is described as ?devastation.? The cast is devastated over the devastation.)
Scott Stein is editor of When Falls the Coliseum and author of the novels Lost and Mean Martin Manning. His short fiction, book reviews, and essays have been published in the Philadelphia Inquirer, The G.W. Review, Liberty, National Review, PopMatters.com, and Art Times. He is an associate teaching professor of English at Drexel University.
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